WAHOO!!! Pass out the licorice cigars. The months of waiting are over. My baby is now out for purchase at Barnes and Nobles Internet book store. The best part of this birth is that I feel so good. No afterbirth pains. No engorged chest, IV or stitches. No worries about what to call her. No dirty diapers and no getting up several times in the night to feed or burp her.
Hmmm, let me rethink that one. Last night I was awake from 1:30 until 4:30 with nothing to think about except how to let everyone know my baby is for sale. The good news is selling my baby is legal.
I have a confession to make. There were plenty of days in my life when I actually wondered if I could unload certain of my children. Had I thought anyone might actually have offered me money for them I would have let them go real cheap. Thank goodness there are laws against such things because they turned out to be civilized human beings after all.
So it is with a clear conscience that I invite you go to the Barnes and Nobles site to check my baby out, (she's really cute and funny). I hope you love her as much as I do.
Oh, and if you do like her, please go back and leave a comment on the Barnes and Nobles site under the comment section for my book. She is a little naked right now and I don't want her to catch cold or, worse yet, get a complex.
Happy Mother's Daze